im-the-opposite-of-amnesia:

HEAVY METAL BROKE MY 

*STOMP*

*STOMP*

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Artist: UnknownBlink-182
Title: UnknownI Miss You
Album: UnknownBlink-182
Plays: 20,805

So far adulthood is just going grocery shopping, realizing you didn’t plan well or logically, going grocery shopping again, repeat ad infinitum. 0/10 stars, would not recommend

(Source: mustbekarma)

HOW TO COOK THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF PASTA:

sarcastic-sanity:

1. Pour out how much you think you need.

2. Wrong.

dashdrive:

everyone has seen dicks they didn’t want to see

the anatomy of a fall out boy song

spawkward:

  • cool bass line
  • incoherent mumbling
  • wooahh oh oh
  • na na na na  na  na  na
  • GUITAR
  • damn patrick how can you sing like that
  • angry punk yelling
  • title that doesnt make sense